After begging for a year to replace a vehicle destroyed by my job

While simultaneously improving my credit

And his.

And, also spending an absurd amount of money

To explore an identity i had heretofore been denied...

I am buying a car tomorrow 

A red low mileage Kia Forte.

Not my dream car

But, a good car.

I'm naming him Pep Butt if I get him.

I will treat him well.

As any good hero treats her first self-owned steed.

I look forward to our times on the trail.

Onward.

Excelsior.