After begging for a year to replace a vehicle destroyed by my job
While simultaneously improving my credit
And, also spending an absurd amount of money
To explore an identity i had heretofore been denied...
I am buying a car tomorrow
A red low mileage Kia Forte.
Not my dream car
But, a good car.
I'm naming him Pep Butt if I get him.
I will treat him well.
As any good hero treats her first self-owned steed.
I look forward to our times on the trail.